Princess Bun Bun
Written By Richard Scrimger
Illustrated By Gillian Johnson
Winifred was going to visit Uncle Dave in his new castle. That's what he called it. "Is it a real castle?" Winifred asked her mother.
"It's a condominium," said Mommy. "It's called Castle Apartments."
"I wonder if there'll be a moat, and a spiky door," Winifred said to her brother, Eugene.
"I wonder if there'll be juice in the fridge," he said.
"I hope there's a guard, with a sword." "I hope there's a TV" said Eugene.
Castle Towers didn't have a moat or a spiky door. There was a guard, but he didn't have a sword. He had a phone. He phoned Uncle Dave, and then let them in.